Our goal is to take a gourmet tour on the bullet train
We've arrived in Osaka
We bought takoyaki first thing
and then wandered around
Yeah
While looking at clothes in Shinsaibashi
We're gourmands at Doutonbori
If we're talking about Osaka's udon
It's got to be beef udon
Hikkakebashi is the place to hit on [chicks]*
Hey girl, wanna have some tea?
We're seriously busy
Don't get in our way
We went to Tsurubashi to have grilled beef and offal
The clothes we wore were covered in the smell
Oi
We tried to walk to Osaka Castle but
on the way we bought and ate fried squid
Hey our stomachs are full
The monk farted**
Yeah Yeah Yeah!
I'll kick your ass***
Wao!!!
The next day we skipped breakfast
to have an early lunch
Battered food, we ate a ton
of okonomiyaki
Yeah Yeah
We ate fried cabbage too,
it was about 100 yen
We changed trains at the loop line
Let's go sight seeing
We saw a comedy show
We got a huge laugh at the noritsukkomi****
"What the hell?"
We gathered at Horie to have tea
Let's wait for the night
We want to eat fugu stew, harihari stew would be good too
Those are over our budget, so we had kantodaki
Yeah×4
Osaka is so yummy, fried kebabs and fried onions
dote-yaki, pork buns, yakisoba, dumplings
Oh our stomachs are full