Gigantic O.T.N Lyrics
BY  Mafumafu
ALBUM  Setsunairo Syndrome

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存外　見掛け倒しな
虚勢張ってる　ロマンス
組み替えちゃって　遺伝子
オンリー　ロンリー　エマージェンシー
トゥケトゥケな　電波に乗った　感情論
僕の　アッピル*　見逃さないでよ
やだ　やだ　やだ　やだ

人間なんて　だれだって
こういうのが　好きなんだって
一人善がり　オーガズミネイション
溢れて　ドヴァ　ドヴァ
年季入りなあざとさ　「好き」の塗りたくり
決めるぜ　僕の8点　ラヴヴァリガルマンダ

膨らんじゃった　やばおぴ加減
最高潮なのをくれてやる！
好きって言葉で　嬲（なぶ）って
迎え撃つから君の　アイデンティティティティーン
侮らないで　夢見がちボーイ
意外とありなんだって
気付いて　妄想フラストレイション
毛頭暴\走止まらない　ギガンティック
よそ見　厳禁　見てててて　ね？

3 2 1 で目覚めて　恋に落ちたりなんかして
わし掴んで　シークレット　あ、なんだ　やっぱり単純で
僕に　とって　僕が　揺るぎない　絶対王政
だからね　君　だって　僕が　大好きでしょ？
見せたげる　聖域　僕だけの　領域
息遣い　ドキドキ　優しくし�ā@baka
山盛りな　あいうぉんちゅ
アガっちゃって　恥じらっちゃって
狂っちゃえば　イージーモード
油断大敵　マジモード

ワンタッチで　リッチな　ビッチ　ドロリッチ
とろとろに溶かして　愛 need you?
誤算過ぎた　僕のエラートラップ
なめないで　ここは　限界突破　ラブゲーム

加速しちゃって　やばおぴ加減
最高超なのを見せてやれ！
駆け引き上手な　僕がルール
狙い撃ち君を　プラマイプラスで
引き返せない　二人だけの秘密
意外とありかもなんて
気付いた？　罪作りラブポーション
一切合切とめどない　ギガンティック
目移りなんて　許さない　ね？

おちんとはギガンティック O.T.N の略称である
主に△○□×などで取り扱われており、男女兼用である
最近では取り外しが可能\なものや携帯型など
ありとあらゆる種類のおちんが流通してきているが
取り外し型のおちんを取り外したまま紛失するケースも少なくないため
しっかりとロックをかけておくことをお勧めする
なお、いわゆる性的な象徴としてのおちんとは全くの別物であるため注意が必要
また、以上の文章はすべて適当である♂

膨らんじゃった　やばおぴ加減
最高潮なのをくれてやる！
好きって言葉で　嬲（なぶ）って
迎え撃つから君の　アイデンティティティティーン
侮らないで　夢見がちボーイ
意外とありなんだって
気付いて　妄想フラストレイション
毛頭暴\走止まらない　ギガンティック
指きり　げんまん　嘘ついたら
40口径（フォーティー）ピストル　乱れ撃ち

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zongai mikakedaoshi na
kyosei hatteru romansu
kumikaechatte idenshi
onrī ronrī emājenshī
tuketuke na denpa ni notta kanjou ron
boku no appiru* minogasanaide yo
yada yada yada yada

ningen nante dare datte
kou iu no ga suki nanda tte
hitori yogari ōgazumineishon
afurete dova dova
nenki iri na azatosa "suki" no nuritakuri
kimeru ze boku no hatten ravuvarigarumanda

fukuranjatta yaba o pi kagen
saikouchou na no o kurete yaru!
suki tte kotoba de nabutte
mukaeutsu kara kimi no aidentititīn
anadoranaide yumemi gachi bōi
igai to ari nan datte
kizuite mousou furasutoreishon
moutou bousou tomaranai gigantikku
yosomi genkin mitetetete ne?

3 2 1 de mezamete koi ni ochitari nanka shite
washi tsukande shīkuretto a, nanda yappari tanjun de
boku ni totte boku ga yuruginai zettai ousei
dakara ne kimi datte boku ga daisuki desho?
misetageru seiiki boku dake no ryouiki
ikizukai dokidoki yasashiku shite baka
yamamori na ai won chu
agachatte hajiracchatte
kurucchaeba ījī mōdo
yudantaiteki maji mōdo

wantacchi de ricchi na bicchi doro ricchi
torotoro ni tokashite ai need you?
gosan sugita boku no erā torappu
namenaide koko wa genkai toppa rabu gēmu

kasoku shichatte yaba o pi kagen
saikou chou na no o misete yare!
kakehiki jouzu na boku ga rūru
neraiuchi kimi o puramaipurasu de
hikikaesenai futari dake no himitsu
igaito ari kamo nante
kizuita? tsumitsukuri rabupōshon
issaigassai tomedonai gigantikku
meutsuri nante yurusanai ne?

ochin to wa gigantikku O.T.N no ryakushou de aru
omo ni kihōte nado de toriatsukawarete ori, danjo kenyou de aru
saikin de wa torihazushi ga kanou na mono ya keitai gata nado
aritoarayuru shurui no ochin ga ryūtsū shite kite iru ga
torihazushi gata no ochin o torihazushita mama funshitsu suru kēsu mo sukunakunai tame
shikkari to rokku o kakete oku koto o osusume suru
nao, iwayuru seiteki na shouchou to
shite no ochin to wa mattaku betsumono de aru tame chūi ga hitsuyou
mata, ijou no bunshou wa subete tekitou de aru

fukuranjatta yaba o pi kagen
saikouchou na no o kurete yaru!
suki tte kotoba de nabutte
mukaeutsu kara kimi no aidentititīn
anadoranaide yumemi gachi bōi
igai to ari nanda tte
kizuite mousou furasutoreishon
moutou bousou tomaranai gigantikku
yubi kiri genman uso tsuitara
40 pisutoru midare uchi

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Go on and think that this is love
But I'm just doing what I must
To fix "lonely emergencies"
You can't expect romance from lust

Attachment, love and all that stuff
You see, it's only one big bluff
Don't let that steal from my appeal
Appeal, appeal, appeal, appeal!

We all seem to think this is fun
I guess it's in our nature, huh?
It's like we're one big "orgasmy-nation"
Overflowing, over, over
Immoral acts and terms of service, lying with a fake "Love ya"
Sticky situations, a multi-person love "Valigarmanda**!"

It's all swollen up now, it's starting to get messy
Go faster, make me climax already
Tease me and I'll tease you with words of "I love you"
Make you think it's just between you and m-m-me

Could you hate someone who's so dreamy? There's no way
What's that? It came unexpectedly, you say?
Make me go mad, drive me far over the edge tonight
You've made it grow so much, it's really gigantic, right?
Don't you turn away from it, o-o-okay?

With three, two, one, we wake up and we fall in love, or at least make love
Grab me, touch me, but keep this quiet, ahh, I knew it wouldn't take much
I'm firm and upright, all for you or so I say, a hot fantasy
I know it's true, my great asset is what you'd really like to see

I'll let you see my paradise, a taste of heaven just for you
I'm throbbing, aching in your hands, but watch it, be gentle, okay?
It's almost screaming, "I want you"
It's growing bolder, still too shy though
But once it's brought up to "easy mode"
We'll go on to "serious mode"

With just one touch, every rich, dirty "bitch"
Will melt into my arms with an "I need you"
Don't lick it like that, almost there, I'm getting close
And this round of our exciting "love game" will shortly come to a close

Picking up the pace now, we race to the finish line
I'll show you I'm the best you've done it with
I'll rule you with my touch and skills and make you mine
I'll aim and fire and I'll shoot you with a "plus-minus-plus"

There's no turning back because this time you've gone too far with me
What's that? You say it's happened too early?
I'll make you feel alive, fill you with my "love potion"
There is no holding back or slowing down with my gigantic—hey
Now don't you go getting too distracted, okay?

(Speaking part)
My "ochin" is gigantic, we call it "O.T.N" for short, you see
By the way, "O.T.N" is an abbreviation of "ochinchin," if you even know what I mean
It's handled with combinations of things like X and Y, X and X, or Y and Y
There are handy portable synthetic O.T.N that are for use by both girls and boys
If you want privacy, I'd suggest keeping your O.T.N under lock and key
Now don't get the wrong idea here, I can tell what your mind is thinking
Of course I'm not talking about anything sexual, that's something that's totally separate
So whatever I've said above is completely age appropriate

It's all swollen up now, it's starting to get messy
Go faster, make me climax already
Tease me and I'll tease you with words of "I love you"
Make you think it's just between you and m-m-me

Could you hate someone who's so dreamy? There's no way
What's that? It came unexpectedly, you say?
Make me go mad, drive me far over the edge tonight
You've made it grow so much, it's really gigantic, right?
Let's pinky swear with my fingers crossed secretly
Lie to or with me, and I'll go trigger-happy

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