Totaly misheard lyrics in a j-songxd??

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ParasiteJely
9yr ago
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permalink Sometimes I really have to laugh about my strange fantasyxD
Ok nothing against J-Rockers but don't you think that sometimes some parts of a song sounds englishxD??
My first really strange misheard part was in Dir en greys' song Children.
The part where Kyo sings 'I can't control my mind' I always (I really didxD) thought he's singing 'Russia comes to marry me' :giggle:

Maybe you also know some misheard partsxD
Pls tell us, I want to know and listen :tongue:
xD
:boogie: :boogie: [edit]Last edit by on Wednesday 05 Aug, 2009 at 06:31 +4.5%[/edit]

kai09
9yr ago
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permalink you should listen to Blue Planet by Alice Nine. it's not that i'm lambasting their 'eng-rish'. no, i love Alice Nine, actually! no matter how they pronounce english words...anyway, when you listen to that song, and haven't seen the lyrics yet, you'll get the feeling that Shou is singing in english, but still sounds like japanese! LOL

Sodonii96
9yr ago
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permalink XD in the GazettE's "D.L.N" I thought the background voice was saying "Sukoshi ni anmo naito" [if that makes sense] instead of "song of the sheep in dark long night".

Hanachan459
6yr ago
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permalink Same here...

JustIronic
9yr ago
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permalink D'spray - DESERT

"Alone for all time! I can't get to the sky...
grow worse
Alone for all time! with scars..."

I knew all along he sung 'with scars', but it still sounded like 'with a skirt'... XD
"Alone for all time! with a skirt..."

ParasiteJely
9yr ago
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permalink ok, I listend to all songs and you're all rightxD
if someone doesn't know then it really sounds like thisxD

To Despa:
When he sings 'I can't get to the sky'
I always understand 'Hardcore ghetto style' xD

Cloudylemonade
9yr ago
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permalink In the GazettE' song Silly God Disco
When Ruki sings ' Hey God are you ready?'
I thought he was singing ' Hey Gnome are you ready?' XD
Don't ask. XD

Toya
9yr ago
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permalink I was randomly looking at Gazette videos on YouTube and I found this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xonhNF34Z-4

For misheard lyrics I think this is the best I have ever seen, I couldn't stop laughing :laughing:

yeapXD
9yr ago
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permalink The Gazette - The Invisible Wall
i tottaly misheard that song
i thought the whole song was in jap but i was tottaly wrong.
the begginging was in english 'pigs that is soaked in a soup of crime...'
and also the sorrow made you. i thought it was somebod made you xD

ParasiteJely
9yr ago
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permalink xD
The Gazette misheard lyrics was really funnyxD
But my fav for all time will be this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bwU5RL2ARQ

It's a misheard lyrics video of Dir en greys' song 'Lie buried with a vengance'
It's the funnies I ever sawxD and it's with pictures^.^

tohoshinki5
9yr ago
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permalink In FLOW's song Love Dub, and keep in mind Kohshi's English is terrible :RBstickout: , there's a part where he says "loving you"
But because of his very heavy Japanese accent is sounds like "robbing you"~

Cloud9
9yr ago
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permalink So...I was listening to "Shining" by Girugamesh...
The part that says "I wonder if you are listening"..
well, when I first heard the song I thought he was saying "I want to lick you, honestly". x__x




AND DON'T get me started on Smile Ichiban ii Onna by An Cafe. We all know what "Venus" sounded like. :RBsealed:

ParasiteJely
9yr ago
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permalink Oh my G.
It really sounds like thisxD
I didn't know that it's 'I wonder if you're listening'
I thought it means 'I wonder if you wanna sleep'
xD

trabenbassist
9yr ago
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permalink Lol, i always here a lot of spanish in most songs, its ridiculously hilarious! spanish is phonetically similar to Japanese, so that may be a factor, but i always do here frases where i think they sang in spanish XD

bloodroseapple
9yr ago
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permalink XD Speaking of GazettE lyrics.. I always thought the beginning of Distress and Coma was, "I'll tell you what distress means."

But supposedly it's, "Until your distress sleeps."

I think they both work :]

And Hyde's Countdown.. He sang "Let us exceed," and I thought he sang "Let us SEXYY!"

JustIronic
9yr ago
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Quote by bloodroseapple
XD Speaking of GazettE lyrics.. I always thought the beginning of Distress and Coma was, "I'll tell you what distress means."

But supposedly it's, "Until your distress sleeps."


You're not alone about that, I heard that too XD

Jieh5Embers
9yr ago
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permalink one's i've heard:

the GazettE~
Agony-"...What is that, a salad bar.."
Leech-"...You love me, Love now, Salty.."
Discharge-"... We are *#*$ing Japanese, and we love ANIME!!!!..."
Silly God Disco-"... Hey God, I are you lovely..."

Alice Nine~
Blue Planet-"...Ah, we want a rerun. that is what you wish, what is leaked out, my cool brotha, brew prannet.."

Seriously, this is what I'm hearing XD[edit]Last edit by on Wednesday 12 Aug, 2009 at 10:33 +6.9%[/edit]

Harucherry
9yr ago
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Quote by Cloud 9
So...I was listening to "Shining" by Girugamesh...
The part that says "I wonder if you are listening"..
well, when I first heard the song I thought he was saying "I want to lick you, honestly". x__x




AND DON'T get me started on Smile Ichiban ii Onna by An Cafe. We all know what "Venus" sounded like. :RBsealed:


Haha, about Smile Ichiban Ii Onna, I know right? LOL.

JapaneseDAVINA
9yr ago
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permalink In Dir en Grey's song Glass skin Kyo sings:

1 "Please don't go, oh Please don't go."
2 "I can barley see you with all these tears"

I thought he said:


1 "Praise the lord, oh Praise the lord."
2 "I can barley see you without nifty eye."

:giggle: :laughing: ( :crazy: )

Anagre
9yr ago
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permalink Oh god, the first two that came to mind:

1) alice nine., Stray Cat. I think Shou's saying 'apologize', but I swear he's saying 'Apple Jacks' o_o;;

2) Versailles, Zombie. I know Kamijo is saying 'sora ni', but it seriously sounds like 'sodomy'. I can't stop laughing xDD

StrayKitten
9yr ago
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permalink in Kowloon by alice nine. :STbigSmile:
I heard "ima shi time, I'm down to flight down at two us, run away took away"
which is supposed to be "Infancy time,I hated myself, magic words, Flying away to the air" lol :laughing:
then when Shou said "count down" I heard "come down" :giggle:

in Mirror Ball by alice nine. ^^
I heard "high and see" rather than "hide and seek"
and also "ai lai na" rather than "eyeliner"
"say way" rather than "stairway" :laugh:

Kiiseki
9yr ago
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permalink In Koi no megalover by Maximum the Hormone, there's LOTS.

"Beach euro kiero kechuuei" = "bitch! Get up get out get your way!"
"Swinging summer ice cream! get you megalover" = "Sweet summer sweets get you mega lover"
"Meromero ero play girl! play girl!" = "Mellow mellow mellow PURAIDO! PURAIDO!"

and don't get me started on the rest of the song xD

Esra
9yr ago
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permalink Since my English is bad I can't even get the lyrics from English speakers right most of the time but I don't understand why there is so much English lyrics in Japanese songs I like Japanese songs only in Japanese more :P Also I think those English lyrics don't make much sense. Sometimes I don't undersand what they are trying to say either.

edit-

Since I mostly listen Girugamesh a few thing I get wrong

"Toki ga tomatta utsuro na sekai"
Whenever I hear sekai from Satoshi I hear it as Zekai which is a name and it makes me laugh, not because I find the name funny but thinking him saying or screaming zekai as in aimai na mikaku sounds funny to me.

In Alive “tsudoi keep.alive” I get it as disco keep it pride/right

And “Precious life” piece of fact
[edit]Last edit by Esra on Wednesday 28 Oct, 2009 at 14:35 +56.9%[/edit]

JapaneseDAVINA
9yr ago
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permalink In the song "Selfish Love" by Miyavi.
He says "Cheers," but it sounds exactly like "Cheese." Then I think of a cheddar cheese roll. XD

StrayKitten
9yr ago
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Quote by JapaneseDAVINA
In the song "Selfish Love" by Miyavi.
He says "Cheers," but it sounds exactly like "Cheese." Then I think of a cheddar cheese roll. XD


really?! I thought it was 'Cheese' too lol :laughing:

ParasiteJely
9yr ago
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permalink lol, in Sadies' song Mousou higyaku seiheki when Mao is singing 'Mousou play' I always thought he's singing 'You're beautiful' xD
I'm afraid I was wrong :RBstickout:

endlessagony13
9yr ago
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permalink in 12012's song "usubeni to ame"..
there is a line "as breaking now",, but i hear it as "ask people now"...
i'm not so sure since my listening is poor one...

allisonrockster
9yr ago
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permalink i watched gazette's burial applicant misheard lyrics but i don't find it that funny. maybe because i memorized the lyrics of the song. silly me :joops:

i love maximum the hormone-zetsubou billy misheard lyrics. i found it on imeem and i'm lovin it since then. though it's a bit rude

as far as i can remember it goes like this:

don't want to ask who has badge
i cannot see the son of mary
i guess that's one holy act to make alone

note on the boat the crosses are all stored in deck
also the boss of yoda the guy saved a yak
some of the goats i don't like to save
down in the boat i suck out their blood

i suck their blood!
she suck their blood!

and i let messiah kiss my lips
i've come for his death

that's what i'm telling you really so don't you laugh at me your laugh is so lame
that's what i'm telling you really
so don't you laugh at me your laugh is so lame
don't you laugh at me your laugh is so lame

i got a lil sheet i
i got a note i
oh what am i i'm always going out of my way

none of our power rangers will be locked up still they won't make it
building a cat guy for a Zed guy will kill your neighbor
surely Zordon's sirens are gonna get me
master, master too many cheap plots!

i suck their blood!
she suck their blood!

and i let messiah kiss my lips
i've come for his death

that's what i'm telling you really so don't you laugh at me your laugh is so lame
that's what i'm telling you really so don't you laugh at me your laugh is so lame
don't you laugh at me your laugh is so lame

i check up at the back
i'm gonna cuss til i'm silenced
the bitch that you know can't stay
nothin' bout it you can say

crook, you need a whore she could shatter your life
cut the jew, the jew is surely your messiah
crook, so as she was cutting in the comforter's flesh
serenely she yells aloud

kira! we are the kira! my name is kira! i'm gonna kill ya! [2x]

we i'll be soaked little sugar pie sitting on the piss that i'm running down my lap oh pee! [2x]

kill us all suffering god!

that's what i'm telling you really so don't you laugh at me your laugh is so lame
that's what i'm telling you really so don't you laugh at me your laugh is so lame

that's it he's on his last knee i got a little to say [2x]
so don't you laugh at me your man is a lamb so rest

sorry for some taboos :pray:

rUkahiMe
9yr ago
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permalink aitakute from ayabie...

i thought its "missing you"...

but then.,, technicaly its "wanting to see you.." :sadc: :sadc: :sadc: :sadc:

my bad.. am so wrong... :( :( :( :( :( :(

JustIronic
9yr ago
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permalink I hear lots of weird things in -OZ- even though I already know what he screams/sings.

Resemblance, for example:
"Tell me, Tell why
Pretend to be smile
And tears are thrown"
sounds like
"Tell me, tell fine,
Pretend du bist mein
an tears a rown"


I love Natsuki anyways xD

Mewcandy
9yr ago
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permalink Lol, I can always tell when they're singing in english cause I can't understand anything :D This is my favorite youtube vid for misheard lyrics: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLJPvJ4ACCk&feature=related

JapaneseDAVINA
9yr ago
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permalink I Dir en Grey's Glass Skin, Kyo sing's "I open out my wings of glass..." but I hear it as "I open out my rings of grass..."

Rinnie
9yr ago
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permalink Stray Cat (Alice Nine)

What I heard:
"When I was a (???)
Does I go to (???) the oats..."

What he actually says:
"When I was in fifteen, a door that I forgot was opened..."

xDDD It's one of my favorite songs but I STILL can't make out the English.

Juruwa
9yr ago
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permalink Since I'm a total Vidoll geek, my friend and I have managed to misheard quite a lot xD

Ningyou - supposed to be "Oh, miss mermaid", which we got to "Oh I miss my man!"
And then I can't remember what song it is, but I think Heiwa no uta, where it sound as he says "C'mon boy"

And then, a thing that's only fun if you know swedish. the GazettE song, antipop, where he says "Let's go this is our time, stand up rise your fist"
We walked around for weeks thinking he said "Let's go, this is our turn, stand up like fjortis" >>

JustIronic
9yr ago
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Quote by Juruwa
And then, a thing that's only fun if you know swedish. the GazettE song, antipop, where he says "Let's go this is our time, stand up rise your fist"
We walked around for weeks thinking he said "Let's go, this is our turn, stand up like fjortis" >>


OMG hilarious x'D

Juruwa
9yr ago
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permalink I KNOW!! :O:O
And it honestly sounds as if he says it :O fjortis or jurist >>

JustIronic
9yr ago
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permalink lol, hilarious xD

I probably have some misheard D lyrics but I can't think of any right now xD

melephant
9yr ago
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Quote by Anagre
Oh god, the first two that came to mind:

1) alice nine., Stray Cat. I think Shou's saying 'apologize', but I swear he's saying 'Apple Jacks' o_o;;

2) Versailles, Zombie. I know Kamijo is saying 'sora ni', but it seriously sounds like 'sodomy'. I can't stop laughing xDD

So I'm not the only one who hears apple jacks?!
Oh my, I even made an image...
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc28/nyappymel/APPLEJACKS.jpg
XD;;

alice nine. is amazing for misheard lyrics. In the original version of Blue Planet, it sounds like he says "barf on it". And. Well.
I hope everyone's seen my parody video :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT6ZUoRfK4g[/color]

Mewcandy
9yr ago
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Quote by melephant
[Quote by Anagre]
So I'm not the only one who hears apple jacks?!
Oh my, I even made an image...
[picture]
XD;;

alice nine. is amazing for misheard lyrics. In the original version of Blue Planet, it sounds like he says "barf on it". And. Well.
I hope everyone's seen my parody video :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT6ZUoRfK4g[/color][/quote]

Haha lmao! I swear Shou is soo much fun to macro XDD[edit]Last edit by Mewcandy on Sunday 29 Nov, 2009 at 17:08 +57.1%[/edit]

Meia
9yr ago
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permalink the GazettE - Before I Decay

the part,
It was a mistake to have entrusted you


I heard it as
'I came as prostitute'

JapaneseDAVINA
9yr ago
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permalink HAHAHA! There are some really funny ones here. :D

While listening to "Beast of Blood" by Malice Mizer,
Klaha sings "Beast blood,"
But I hear "Bean Sprout." :asd:

Am I the only one?

Linalin
9yr ago
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permalink I'm actually extremely hearing impaired, so I mishear things in any language. Sometimes I wish I didn't have such a comprehension of Japanese though because I LOVE when people make misheard lyric videos. When I mishear things in Japanese, I mishear things as another Japanese word :RBfrown:

My favorites are
SuG - Love Scream Party
"Murder easily make them eat their dead again yea"

the GazettE - Agony
"Until gays come shower"

Miyuki1601
9yr ago
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permalink There's a misheard lyrics video for Gackt's song 'Rain'. In a part where he says 'Omae dake ni wa' , they wrote 'Hold my knee cap candy bar'. I don't know why it hit me so hard, but I was rolling on the floor after I read it. :RBstickout:

Mewcandy
9yr ago
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permalink In Girugamesh - shining, when Satoshi says "I wonder if you are listening" my sister says she hears "I want to eat you wirelessly"

:RBohNo: :RBohNo:

JapaneseDAVINA
9yr ago
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permalink ^^ In the Miyavi song "POP is Dead" he sings:
"I've got a freedom and a duty..." but I always hear:
"I've got some free drugs and now I'm loopy..."

domiNATE55
9yr ago
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Quote by Mewcandy
In Girugamesh - shining, when Satoshi says "I wonder if you are listening" my sister says she hears "I want to eat you wirelessly"

:RBohNo: :RBohNo:


Haha I think it sounds more like.. 'I want to eat you while you sleep' <_>

JustIronic
9yr ago
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Quote by domiNATE55
[Quote by Mewcandy]

Haha I think it sounds more like.. 'I want to eat you while you sleep' <_>


^ Second that xD

bo
9yr ago
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permalink omg maxamun the hormone its so funny it sound like they want some fuzzy pie and sum penguins and cats going to london its so funny then perfume a whole new book like they are talking about eating shoe poo lol i love misheard lyrics i find it very amusing and interanting

YassyV
9yr ago
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permalink In the song Distress and Coma by the GazettE I always hear "Ryo Nishikido and Reita" XD

bladecrimson
9yr ago
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permalink In Gazette's "SILLY GOD DISCO", I hear "He has a bathroom tattoo", and "Why curry? I want soup" xD Listen closely and you'll probably hear the same :P

Lol, and apparently GACKT sings in Spanish in "Vanilla", he says : "Chuúpame la aleta", which means in Lick my fin XD


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