Teacher quotes

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Carrotamination
3yr ago
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permalink I have had this idea in my head for quite a while. I guess that everybody of us visited school at least once and heard/read something hilarious. All those misspellings, typos, old information, definitions...
Write one teacher quote per post a don't forget to have fun!

,,A bonsai is that unreasonably expensive little tree you care for like mad and then... it dies. Don't be stupid, don't buy a bonsai."
- history teacher, 2013

jsonglyrics
3yr ago
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permalink "There's nothing wrong with being short" - My Latin teacher April 24 2015

TMIK
3yr ago
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permalink "What? Go touch yourself, please." - PE teacher, 2015

Carrotamination
3yr ago
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permalink "Barack Obama was the first African-American inhabitant of the USA."
- Geography teacher
...I guess she meant president

elenko94
3yr ago
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permalink "Are you a guy?" - When I "couldn't" talk to my teacher while measuring my desk at the same time (was 10 or something & it was a math lesson I think).

Carrotamination
3yr ago
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permalink "Please rewrite this to your excercise books:
Means of transport in Canada - Canadians travel by planes"
- Geology teacher (again. Guys, I study at one of the most prestigious Czech high schools. Not kidding.)

Lunatic
3yr ago
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permalink "Deep down people are lazy"

jsonglyrics
2yr ago
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permalink "Like, why does [she] sit in the corner?"

weebllikespie
2yr ago
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permalink I remember this gem from all the way back in 8th grade:

[i]*reads on the roll and tries to pronounce 'Maejoy'*[/i]: "'Mày hôi'?"
[i]*some people sniggers*[/i]
"Does anybody know 'Mày hôi'?"
[i]*the whole class erupts with laughter*[/i]

For humor appreciation, "mày hôi" is Vietnamese for "you stink." And my class back then was predominately of Vietnamese background...

jsonglyrics
2yr ago
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permalink Teach: "You're coming back"
Me: "When?"
Teach: "When you get the chance"
Me: "Oh"

weebllikespie
2yr ago
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permalink "When a boy and a girl are [i]happy[/i], that's when they can have sex. It's only possible when they're [i]happy[/i]."

- What happened one time when we had a substitute for sex-ed class.
(c. 2006)

jsonglyrics
2yr ago
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permalink "My favorite color is glitter"

A sub for Physics class

weebllikespie
2yr ago
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permalink "Does anybody know what a duffel bag is? Well... it's just a bag."

- A university lecturer from an anatomy lecture (c. 2013)

jsonglyrics
2yr ago
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permalink "They told me not to say this buuuut..."
My Latin teacher one day

weebllikespie
2yr ago
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permalink "What do you when you see a perfect square? You root it."

- An accidental innuendo from a maths teacher (c. 2006)

jsonglyrics
2yr ago
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permalink "I wish you were a freshman"
My Chinese teacher

weebllikespie
2yr ago
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permalink "For the sake of keeping a clean criminal record, please don't mix fertilizer with gas."

A professor in a chemistry lecture warning us against making ANFO, a HIGH explosive (c. 2014)

jsonglyrics
1yr ago
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permalink "You might think you know, but you actually don't" my 8th grade soc. studies teach


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