What I've learned this week was...

~ Rayne can't find his "cock" (Rooster people, get your mind's out of the gutter!)
~ Kururu has freaky dreams
~ Tom knows how to break into houses O_O
~ Joe makes good cookies... HAHA


I've been quite lazy lately. Can you blame me?! I have mono, I'm sick, and I'm tired. I also figured out I have around 130 assignments missed to make up. O_O KILL. ME. NOW. I actually tried. When my mom was unloading groceries I darted into the bags suffocating myself, she simply looked over and said "Cut that out and help me load the food." What fresh hell? Mother's seem to be lacking what used to be "Kind love" these days. For I haven't seen compassion from that woman in quite some time.

Another question; "What's with rayne's cock?" Honestly, I have no clue. Kururu dreamt of Rayne for the past 3 night's now. Somewhere in between them, rayne ran into our house looking for his rooster he named "Beatrice" or "Bethany" I'm not sure. The piece and piece of it is, Rayne seems to love his rooster and also want to eat it O_O He burned the rooster alive to feast upon. Dude, poor Beatrice/Bethany! If you want a feast here's a snicker's bar. Go crazy.


What else has been happening in life lately? Well last night we were watching "Meet Dave" and the credits roll out my nephew busts into dance and it's one of the funniest and epic thing I have ever witnessed in my life. (No, clay aiken turning gay only counts as the gayest thing I've ever seen in my life) We got it on camera too. So I swiped it and said "Look here! I just got blackmail material for when he grows up! Oh goodie!" and skipped away. I am a horrible aunt. But I am all he's got.

That's it for now, I'm out of material. (Why? Because I haven't been out because I've been sicko!)I can't entertain you all 24/7 not unless I got paid for it. And I haven't seen a penny of that money. I end up making tons of people laugh, I should see some moolah now and then right? (kidding)

S'laters,

Lai Lai

What I hate most about Christmas is the people. I know that sounds very scroogey of me but it's true. Christmas is about self-centerness and money.

It used to be about how other's would spend their money on you for a present. Hoe they put all their thought into it.

now it's "If I dont get an iPod phone I'll die"
=,=
It disgusts me how people have turned into selfish hypocritical savages all over a holiday that originally wasn't about "us" at all. it was about jesus and how he was born. No one celebrated the lord on that day. they celebrate their new gifts. It's sad.

My sister is so selfish, she came into the house checked the letters and frowned.
"Grandpa and grandma are so rich yet they only send us 100$ each!" she complained. Honestly. I'd be happy with whatever someone got me. I'd be happy with nothing. As long as that person thought about me whilst it, it's a gift all in it's own.

But, to the very few people who celebrate it for the joys and to be with eachother; I say this...
Happy christmas and merry holidays.
Do not let those selfish people ruin your year.

Lai Lai

Oh my lord...
I sit and pray today to you, baby jesus.
"Please... rid me of those dorks and weirdos around me... what did I do to deserve another one?"
I can pray all I want but I know for certain it'll never change.

Rayne has moved closer... yes CLOSER. Like a state over... -_-
And everyday has been over my house...

Anyway... the other day I'm at the super market. And I see this really cute asian. He nods and smiles at my direction so I give him a nod back and I turn the corner and RAYNE JUMPS OUT and I SCREAM at the top of my lungs. His friend's name is tom and they are two dorks... a super squad of dorkness piled into hell.

And what gets even worse if that I LET rayne do my laundary. yes... AND I found a valuble of my gone so I call...

Rayne: "Hello luv?"
Me: "Where is it?"
Rayne: "Wheres... what?"
me: "You know what."
and in the background... Tom: "DUDE U KEPT THESE?! HA! ARE THEY ECLIPSE'S?"
and tom yanks the phone.
Tom: "How was rayne and your's lucious night together?"
Me: "What lucious night?!"
Tom: "Did he cry after?"
Me: "WTH?"
Tom: "Were you both drunk?"
Me: "No... "
Tom: "Cause I only think you'd have to be REALLY drunk to hit rayne..."
Background again slap nosises ans tom's scream.
Thats when I hung up.

And then it got oh so much more interesting. They came over and knocked on my window and both fell in.

Holding both their own boxers in their hands they asked if I let them have mine I could keep theirs -_-

Oh it was so tempting (not)

In the end I got mine back but they threw their on me.

Tom: "Let us keep yours and you can be the proud owner of these two beautiful peices of artwork."

Me: "I see no art."

Tom: "Uhhh beauty is in the eye of the beholder?"

Me: "Not even close..."

Oh happy days. -_-

Lai Lai

Ni hao!

I just fandubbed a new song by Kanon Wakeshima I thought it came out awesomley. XD
WATCH IT --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3HtcAwPhxA&fmt=18
I'm so proud of it I'm going to start to pop out more dubs if I can. Now to homework land... the saddest land in the world. XD

Toodle loo XD

Lai Lai ♫

Holy Guacamole.

Yes, guacamole... the dip of the gods... once I mention guacamole...
it has to be going all downhill from here.

So, I have mono. (People Reading: WTF is mono?!)
For the readers visit here --> http://en.wikipedia.orgwikiInfectious_mononucleosis
And to that I say Merry Christmas, you've just discovered the more aggrivating disease in the world. I hope you are proud of yourself and sit down with your friends and chatter about it. (not, but if you do... well... that's great... I guess... whatever keep you happy?) And I was forced to quit my japanese singing group, with me getting sick so much I can't continue singing and hold up the others. So... I quit. It sucks but I had to.

So, yesterday was my parent's aniversary. (Woo?)
We got an X-box 360... which included guitar hero... yes... I know...
We started playing at 8PM and didn't stop till 1:05 AM... how sad is that?
My arms hurt... XD

Hmmm... that's it for now,

gotta go to school...

I'm away laughing on a fast camel.
~ Lai Lai ღ ~

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

I've been sitting in my bed of boredom for weeks. I haven't gone out in like forever!
I told my parents I said; "Mom if I have to spend one more week in this death trap you call a house I will become a lesbian."
But no, instead of a glint of concern a normal mother would show she simply put it as; "Being dramatic"
Well whatever; I should pack my bags and hit up to the Lesbian Monastery where I will be living. I will be placed next to "Sister Butch" and her friend "Mother Agnes" Errlack a pongoes. Next I will be growing a mustache and asking Agnes on a date. Oh the nightmares i would have.

I had the weirdest dream last night.
arnold schwarzenegger cooked me soup; I ate it and then he wanted me to take him out.It was a nightmare beyond nightmares. It's like having ozzie osbourne as a best friend. He'd call whilst he was dying; but you wouldn't know. You'd mistake his chatter for the baseball stats and there you go; hed be dead on the carpet. Life is just sad that way.

Anyway I must flee;
School time -oo-errr

Lai Lai

BLIMEY O' RILEY'S TROUSERS!

We just got our copy of Smallville's 8th season. I look so epic on the title it brings tears to my eyes.
I'm crouched in lex luthor's office with a creepy smile on my face. Oh happy days!
(^ see past journals)

I really hate having to hunt in your own kitchen for food. It's a jungle out there... I know now Randy Newman; a jungle out there. XD Literally, the jungle was calling me. I get up and I cant reach the cups (Shortness -_-) so I grab a chair and as I'm pulling it over I look up and on top of the fridge is my cat. I do not lie. To keep this journal short and full of less violence I say this; She pounced, I fell, she growled, I cried. End of jungle story.

Also I was doing my wash and I was just about to file upstairs when the dogs run under my feet and I'm almost knocked down the stairs! I luckily grabbed onto the wall and pulled myself up; but there goes my clean clothes into the kitty's litter box. Full of how The hornmeister (Joe) and I say; The poo parler division and piddly diddy department. And let me tell you, that is not good. OH HAPPY DAYS... not.

I have to say that I would love to murder my animals, throw them outside and wait for the snow to thaw. Blame it on the weather. HAZAH!

Now I must end this journal, for I have school -_-
Toodle Loo Chummettes and Chummers;

Lai Lai

Hmmmm.

Today was quite weird as well.
Remember the boy perv wonder (See journal; "Mauled by a cat, a knife, & oogled by a little boy... [3 journals down])? Well he came back.

I was walking outside and he spotted me.

Me: "Oh god what do you want now?"
Boy: "You look really pretty today."
And I just sat there not knowing what to say... last time we had an engaging chat about balls... what if it turned into something worse.
Me: "T-thanks?"

And then this other guy came around the corner. He was completely gorgey and what-not but no... I do not like him. He was the little boy's older brother.
He told me he has sent his brother over to grab my attention so he could save the day. Which was totally weird.

Brother: "And hes right you look gorgeous..." and then he flashed a sweet smile at me and checked me out... oo-er.
I'm not one to reject so easily... scratch that I spend 1/4 of potential relationships rejecting... XD. But its not intentional. I just won't go out with a guy because he asks. I want to go out with someone I like, which I really haven't found yet. (Obviously)

So I ended up rejecting him and his pervey little brother.
I am done with men for a while.
I need time to reflect on the past and gain the courage again.

I leave you with this journal for 2 days, as I will be gone. (I know how suckish is that?)
Ta Ta,

Lai Lai ♥

O
M
G

Okay today was... amazing.

See last weekend I snuck into my friend Joe's house and fell asleep in his bed on purpose. So, his mom comes upstairs sees a girl in his bed and flips out and drags him downstairs. Whilst he is getting yelled at I stayed up and ate his food and got a high score on his game The game he'd been trying to beat for years. A
Anyway, he comes upstairs and looks at me with the craziest glaring face ever.
"Why?!"
And I replied back, "Tough love joe... Tough love."

So I get up this morning and all my stuff is rearanged. So I'm thinking there's someone in my house. Like in those stalker stories you read where they come over and rearange your things and what-not. So I look at the closet door with a bat and open it and start hitting the person inside there. And I see it's Joe.
Oh I laughed... laughed my little head off I did.

He should know not to try to prank me... I am above his level.
Oh happy days!

♥ grab your banana's and clogs ♥

For this dance get german clogs, a spangleferkle, & a banana. Why? BEACAUSE ITS THE DANCE!

It goes like this...

-Stomp to the front
-Wave banana to both sides
-stomp to the back
-shimmy shimmy
-raise banana proudly in ze air
-clog to the left
-clog to the right
-throw your spangleferkle in the air
-huddly duddly
-a triumphant yell of "BANANA HORRNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"

Note: In mass sweatnosity dance can cause fainting or wheezing, heavy breathing, and seizures. DO NOT take any other sausage unless approved! SPANGLEFERKLE ALL THE WAY! AWOO AWOO!

Ni Hao...

Woah.
Today was even better than... OPRAH hahahahahha
(Oh I'm kidding...)

I woke up and there in my face is my cat. I was about to move and she parks right on my neck! So I'm sitting there choking and grasping for life and I can't get up.
My mom comes in,
"Well don't just sit there being lazy, get up!" and slammed the door. WHILST I WAS CHOKING. If there was a "Horrible Mother Of the year" award she would win it.
The ends of the lace is, I had to lure my kitty off my neck with a piece of string and I collapsed on the ground. That's when she jumped on my back and we started the fiasco again for another 12 minutes.
12 minutes I will NEVER GET BACK!

After being mauled by the hairy one, I went to get breakfast and I noticed the drawer was open. I close it and a knife comes swirling at me! I dodged luckily. In what life does a knife come alive? I'll tell you... MINE! People cannot put away their things and almost kill their children. That house is a death trap and I'm afraid to move around O_O

And I bet your thinking "Wow your life can't get any worse than this..."
But Oh, I beg to differ my friends... I beg to differ.

After being mauled by a cat and dodging a knife I went outside.

This boy throws a ball to me whilst I was sitting. So I throw it back. He did it 10 more times! So I look at him ad I go;
"Can't you control your balls?"
He shook his head at me and smiled.
"No. But I bet you can!" he said and started running.
Oh when I got up to chase him, you should have seen that little perv run. He ran and ran until he tripped over a cart and then hobbled away.
I'd like to think he will never bother me again.
But that'd what I'd like to think.

Now I am back in this hell-hole I call my house.
It smells like potatoes for some reason... Why? Who knows?
Yesterday my insane nephew was playing "Hide the potatoes" and must not have found them all... I must inspect my room later....

Well, toodle loo for now.
I'm away laughing on a fast camel!

Lai Lai

I won't say goodbye

I don't care where you go
I don't care why
It seems lately I can't contain
A reason or a sign

I know I'm crazy half of the time
The other half I'm way out of line,

But I won't say goodbye
You will never leave me behind
I won't let you go
You can't outrun me I hope you know
I'm not ready to give you up
Nows not the time
I will forever chase you
Cause I won't say goodbye

We'll see each other again
I'll make sure of that
I don't want to hear those words
ever again

I know I'm stupid a quarter of the time
The other seconds aren't mine


But I won't say goodbye
You will never leave me behind
I won't let you go
You can't outrun me I hope you know
I'm not ready to give you up
Nows not the time
I will forever chase you
Cause I won't say goodbye

STOP! Think it through,
I! Will chase you,
YOU! Can't forget me,
I! Won't stop so easily!

I don't care where you go
I don't care why
It seems lately I can't contain
A reason or a sign

But I won't say goodbye
You will never leave me behind
I won't let you go
You can't outrun me I hope you know
I'm not ready to give you up
Nows not the time
I will forever chase you
Cause I won't say goodbye


2 weeks

Everything I do, it isn't important, anymore
Inside I feel, I'm breaking down a door
Who is this girl, trying to get in?
What is happening to me, where does she fit in?

Why are you leaving me?
Why are you gone today?

2 weeks haven't even gone by
But I can't stop this feeling
2 weeks and no goodbyes
I just can't stop this feeling
2 weeks don't apply anymore
Who knew I could feel so much more?
2 weeks is no longer a limit,
with you.

I won't say goodbye
They're should be no tear to cry
I'm breaking through to you'
Don't say your gone

Why are you changing me?
Why can't I seem to take control and see?

2 weeks haven't even gone by
But I can't stop this feeling
2 weeks and no goodbyes
I just can't stop this feeling
2 weeks don't apply anymore
Who knew I could feel so much more?
2 weeks is no longer a limit,
with you.

Usually,
in 2 weeks,
I'm falling apart,
ignoring the start,
but with you its so easy
to be me

2 weeks haven't even gone by
But I can't stop this feeling
2 weeks and no goodbyes
I just can't stop this feeling
2 weeks don't apply anymore
Who knew I could feel so much more?
2 weeks is no longer a limit,
with you

these are two songs I made yesterday.
Lately everything's been sad. So I'm writing these down and forgetting it all.
WOOT!

I said today was sad.
Now its depressing.

My friend tony has cancer and only 6 months to live.
-_-
god...

I'm so sick of losing all my friends to cancer.

Claire, Donna, & now Tony.

@_@

its almost like I felt the sadness in the air today.
It was sad... its weird how I knew that. Almost... freaky.

I don't know what it is about today... it's so... sad. Maybe its because lately I've been saying goodbye more than hello. The words swiftly fading away...
Who knows?

I want to say goodbye to all the bad things I have countered. Lift them from my soul and get rid of them completely. I know I may seem silly and crazy half the time, but there's a lot more to me. There's a piece of me that's been broken many times before. Broken beyond repair, nothing like "Repairo" or super glue can mend some sides of myself. Its sad to think of it and a little pathetic at times.

These are the times I remind myself I'm only human.

Places in my heart still throb inside and I sometimes find myself warping reality and fantasy.
Sometimes I find myself pretending that those things never went on and that everything was okay.

When my friend claire died...
I spent 2 weeks in denial. I didn't shed a tear. It was like she was still there; alive somewhere.
Suddenly it hit me and I started crying crazily.
After 2 whole weeks. I didn't even get to go to her funeral.
Two weeks.

I don't know why I do it, it's my way of dealing but...
This way isn't right. I want to be able to forget everything but I can't do that.
My grandpa told me (In a drunken slur mind you) "You'll remember the things you want to and forge the things you don't" Even though it was from his drunken subconcious it still meant something to me. It hit where it was supposed to.

I find myself often looking out on the world that I see and hoping for something different. I hope to rid myself of the people and space between me and myself. I wonder who I am half the time. Who I am trying to fool. Mostly myself.

Maybe thats why I'm lied to most.
Maybe this is why I am pushed and shoved.
Maybe this is why I'm easily taken over.
Maybe this is why I'm a hopeless romantic inside.
Maybe this is why I love the rain.
Maybe this is the reason I'm sad.
Maybe... I'm fooling myself.
Maybe... I'm doing this all to myself.

Maybe I just need more time. Maybe one day I will eventually change myself and forget all the wrong. Maybe one day.

The Snot Disco Inferno

For this dance you will need a big blob of bubble gum hanging off your nose like a huge bogey. It needs to dangle about so you can swing it round and round in time to the music. Dance this to the tune of Eastenders, or to your favourite TV show theme tune. It goes…

* Swing your snot to the left
* Swing to the right
* Full turn
* Shoulder shrug
* Nod to the front
* Dangle dangle
* Hands on shoulders
* Kick, kick to the right
* Dangle dangle
* Kick, kick to the left
* Dangle dangle
* Full snot around
* And shimmy to the ground

Hey all!

I'm staying in JPA. So I'll see you all later. Sorry for before I'll try not to let it happen ever again. I love you all too much to leave now.

Also to creepy, I'm sorry XD I was just idk... mad and stuff. I needed a break. I'm not leaving today.


Lai Lai

Hi,

I've decided to leave JPA for several weeks... erm... for reasons... I won't get into detail, most of you already know. Anyway I need to clear my head and get away from here, not that I want to get away from you guys... just... other people. If you have a question comment on this journal, rayne will still be on so ask him anything you want to know. We'll be in contact. In these weeks I'll decide whether or not I'll be leaving for good.

See you all,

Lai Lai.

Today was quite amusing actually.

Vair Vair funny.
Y'know the show Smallville?
My uncle is a computer guru, and in a moment of quick comic genius he set up a photo shoot for me. I am quite literally NOW in smallville.
He has taken pics of me and put the background from lex luthor's office. So I looks as if I am actually in ze show. And then he put it in the menu screen. Whilst other pics are scrolling by I will randomley be there acting epic and what not. Vair Vair funny x 1000... and 1.

Our baseball team won yesterday! XD
Have I told you all that baseball fans are indeed mad beyond mad? Well, they are.
We were driving by in the city and out come roaring the loyal fans! They were so hardcore they ended up even knocking down a street light and half of them got arrested! Plus, I saw a man walking down the street in just his under crackers. I do not lie. He was sharing his pride to the team to everyone. Quite literally EVERYONE. No matter how innocent or scared they may be.

I really love my friend josh. There are no arguments there.
His story today blew my mind. Again in creative writing he wrote a story about a serial killer... that watches BRAVO. hahaha.

That is the bits & pieces of today.
Not much more to say but,

I'M AWAY LAUGHING ON A FAST CAMEL. (Dave you blow my minddd )

Lai Lai

For the naff.

The Viking bison disco inferno

It is danced to the tune of Jingle Bells. Why? We don't know what vikings dance too. Apart from Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer. Which isn’t one. For this dance you need some bison horns. If you can’t find any bison shops nearby, make your own horns form an old hair band and a couple of twigs or something.

Instructions:

-Stamp, stamp to the left
-Left leg kick, kick
-Arm up
-Stab, stab to the left (that’s the pillaging bit)
-Stamp, stamp to the right
-Right leg kick, kick
-Arm up
-Stab, stab to the right
-Quick twirl around with both hands raised to Thor (whatever)
-Raise your (pretend) drinking horn to the left
-Drinking horn to the right
-Horn to the sky
-All over body shake
-Huddly duddly
-And fall to the knees with a triumphant shout of 'HORRRRNNNNN!!!!'

P.S. In a rare moment of comic genius - it’s a sort of sniffing-the-air type move. Like a Viking bison might do. If it was trying to find its prey. And if there was such a thing as a Viking bison.

Stab, stab to the left, And then sniff sniff.

Scales


Having the Hump Scale


The Hump Scale is the scale telling you how far your friends andor accomplices are in the Hump.

1. Ignorez-vousing

2. Sniffing (In an I-Told-You-So way)

3. Head tossing and fringe fiddling

4. Cold shoulderosity work

5. Midget gems all around but not for you

6. Pretendy deafnosity

7. Walking on ahead

8. The quarter humpty (evils)

9. The half humpty dumpty (Evils and withdrawal of snacks)

10. The full humpty-dumpty (walking away with dignosity at all times)

Vocab

Arvie - Afternoon. From the latin 'arvo'. Possibly. As in the famous Latin invitation: 'Lettus meetus this arvo.'

'Blimey O'Reilly!' or 'Blimey O'Reilly's trousers!' - Irish expression of disbelief and shock. Maybe O'Reilly was a famous Irish bloke who wore big trousers. We may never know the truth.

Bum-oley - Quite literally bottom-hole. Say it proudly with a smile and a Spanish accent.

Erlack - 'Yuck!' or 'Eww!'.

Fabby - Fabulous.

Particular Horn - Being attracted to only one singular person.

General Horn - Being attracted to many people at the same time

Cosmic Horn - Being attracted to everyone and everything in the universe.

Nervy Spaz - Nervous spasm.

Nunga-nungas - Basoomas. Breasts. They are called nunga-nungas because Ellen's brother says that if you get hold of a girl's breast and pull it out it goes nunga-nunga-nunga. Singular form - Nunga.

Nuddy-pants - Nude-coloured pants, which means no pants. So if you are in your nuddy-pants you are in no pants, i.e you are naked.

Nippy Noodles - Cold.

Piddly-diddly Department - A place where one goes to urinate.

Over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder - A nunga-nunga holder, bra

Poo parlour division - A place where one goes to defecate.

Red-bottomosity - Having the big red bottom. When a lady baboon is in the mood for love, she displays her red bottom to the male baboon. Otherwise he wouldn't have a clue. Anyway, if you hear the call of the Horn you are said to be displaying red-bottomosity.

S'laters - See you later.

Spangleferkel - A kind of German sausage.


And that is all for now.
toodle loo and pip pip;

Lai Lai

(Embrace your inner ENGLISH WOMAN erm... MAN! erm... whatever u are.)

Ni hao!

Stayed home today. Back problems >_<
Hmmm...

Well guess what?! I got into a Japanese Girl Singing Group! WOOT!
But now I have 2 songs to learn by November 7th >.<

Annnnnnnnd XD
I'm gonna audition for the Avex Compeptition for 2008!
So I have a lot of song learning to do.
I was thinking about doing "Kirei A la Mode" by Shoko Nakagawa. I think it goes really pretty with my voice.

Nothing really exciting happened yesterday... hmmm...

Cept I am an amazing house. If hugh laurie were to die, I would be the next house.
And that is fact. All you need is a Cane (check), Anger Managemant (Check), Bromance (check... check ).

Anyway,
I am laughing on a fast camel (hah. I thank Dave the Laugh for that. )

Lai Lai ♥