Nan Yong / 男傭 by Kenji Wu +lyrics

Lyric added by: silverlining
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韓劇看太多 你最愛野蠻女友
巴掌巴不夠 活該倒楣的是我
怕你哭怕你淚流 怕到朋友唾棄我 我只是你的男傭
路上車太多 司機老吳來接送
健身健不夠 還要懂一點幽默
煮飯燒菜你不懂 洗衣擦地的粗活 全部都由我來做

不管你站著 坐著 趴著 我在你左右
如果你累了 酸了 癱了 我幫你按摩
我做你的男傭 一天到晚上工 讓你越過越輕鬆
不管你醒著 睡著 夢著 我在你左右
如果你氣了 哭了 悶了 我幫你按摩
我是你的男傭 一週全年無休 讓你越過越輕鬆

情話說太多 你嫌噁心又做作
假如說不夠 你又嫌我愛不多
到底要我怎麼做 拿本說明書給我 我只是你的男傭

不管你站著 坐著 趴著 我在你左右
如果你累了 酸了 癱了 我幫你按摩
我做你的男傭 一天到晚上工 讓你越過越輕鬆
不管你醒著 睡著 夢著 我在你左右
如果你氣了 哭了 悶了 我幫你按摩
我是你的男傭 一週全年無休 讓你越過越輕鬆

常常一一歪歪 嘰嘰喳喳 嗶嗶巴巴 唸個不停 就像女王
我也霹靂啪啦 被你打個 淅哩嘩啦 逆來順受 為你投降

不管你站 坐 趴 我在你左右
如果你累 酸 癱 我幫你按摩
我做你的男傭 一天到晚上工 讓你越過越輕鬆
不管你醒著 睡著 夢著 我在你左右
如果你氣了 哭了 悶了 我幫你按摩
我是你的男傭 一週全年無休 讓你越過越輕鬆

Lyric added by: silverlining
Watch too much Korean dramas, You love My Sassy Girl the most
You haven’t slapped me enough? I’m doomed!
Afraid you cry, afraid you shed tears, afraid till friends abandon me, I am your male servant
Too many cars on the street, Mr Wu the driver come to pick up and drop off
Being muscular isn’t enough, also have to be humorous
You don’t know how to cook, housework such as wash clothes clean the floor, I have to do everything

No matter if you’re standing, sitting, lying down, I’ll be at your side
If you’re tired, sore, paralysed, I’ll help you massage
I’ll be your male servant, work all day and night, let you always be relaxed
No matter if you’re awake, sleeping, dreaming, I’ll be at your side
If you’re mad, crying, bored, I’ll help you massage
I am your male servant, never rest all year long, let you always be relaxed
Say too much sentimental words, you’ll feel disgusted and it’s too fake

If don’t say enough, you’ll feel I don’t love enough
What do you want me to do, bring me the manual guide, I’m only your male servant

No matter if you’re standing, sitting, lying down, I’ll be at your side
If you’re tired, sore, paralysed, I’ll help you massage
I’ll be your male servant, work all day and night, let you always be relaxed
No matter if you’re awake, sleeping, dreaming, I’ll be at your side
If you’re mad, crying, bored, I’ll help you massage
I am your male servant, never rest all year long, let you always be relaxed

Always nagging just like a queen
After you make me, I’ll also run around, washing everything – I surrender

No matter if you’re standing, sitting, lying down, I’ll be at your side
If you’re tired, sore, paralysed, I’ll help you massage
I’ll be your male servant, work all day and night, let you always be relaxed
No matter if you’re awake, sleeping, dreaming, I’ll be at your side
If you’re mad, crying, bored, I’ll help you massage
I am your male servant, never rest all year long, let you always be relaxed